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Saturday, February 7, 2009

Jokes

1)I was so absent-minded that i once poured ketchup on my shoelaces and tied knots in my spaghetti.

2)Another absent-minded professor said, "I have three pairs of glasses.One pair is for short sight , another for long sight, and the third to look for the other two".

3)An elderly couple had dinner at another couple"s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said,"what is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that is red and has thorns?"
Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes," The man said. He turned toward the kitchen and yelled,"Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went last night?"
4)Rob:Dad, which is easier, baseball or golf?
Father:Baseball of course!
Rob:Why?
Father:In golf, when you hit the ball, you have to go look for it. But in baseball when you hit the ball, someone chases it
5)Abel:It was crowded at the beach today.
Isaac:Did you manage to swim?
Abel:Just a little.The beach was so crowded i had to dive in five times before i got wet!
6)Peter:Are the girls in your town pretty?
Daniel:Well, let me put it this way; we held a beauty contest and nobody won.

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